Friday, April 21, 2006

Club Axis on Landsdowne Street sucks

they are right up there with the RMV.

So anyways, if there is anything you should know about me before I slip into a coma it should be noted that I like hip-hop music. Ok, yes I love the heffa. And if you really know whattup, then you shoudl also know that DJ Premier is like a fatherfigure to the kid. And no, I ain't no new to
rap in 95, non-rhythm-having hip-hop head. So suffic eit to say that when I hear that Preemo is spinning, then I'm there, potna. So this starter kit DJ they had in there was doing ok when I rolled through. He played some dope jams like Scenario, etc. Then he started wilin out nad played some extra ish that killed the buzz. Then, at about 12:30, Preemo took over and talked abit too much, but at least got things poppin a little better. Oddly enough, I swear he dropped Nas Is Like and it was like I got taken back to Stetson West all over again. I can remember my man Ant showing how to DJ using that record. Classic. Anyways, I had this starnge feeling that the next song was going to be not only a hip-hop classic, but possibly something that he also produced. So it was comedy that the next 20 songs or so were all his joints. For some reason this is mad funny to me. He straight up played all of his own songs up in that piece. But then, things took a turn for the worse. HE started experimenting and - although it was good music - this just wasn't the night. He tore shT down, but the selection lack its ruggedness and instead relied on its wit wo get by, which failed. The crowd thinned out; uninclined to nod their heads to Rick James's Mary Jane or some other oft-sample throwback jams. I guess maybe other folks felt how I did. I had expected a night full of that hot shT that I never get to hear played in the club. Instead, I got some of it, mixed in with some musical ish that didn't mesh well with my anticipation. I'm sayin yo, we can hear all that disco and retro sample ish on any top 40 night. So I was a bit disappointed at that if you couldn't tell. But I did snap two great flicks of him in action. Plus, Big Shug was in the house and performed four songs, two throwbacks and his two recent joints. It was aiight. Overall, I enjoyed the music, but it definitely could have been better. And by the way, the security folks suck. Stop having hip-hop ish if you gonna restrict hip-hop from entering the building. Fell me on this one. I'm sleepy.

scene 1
excuse me, could you take your hat off.
huh. what.
no headgear tonight
this is hip-hop night, right?
blank stare
yeah aiight

scene 2

no hat
ok

scene 3

you again. can you come w/ me to the lobby

can you come w/ me to the lobby
no.
can you come w/ me to the lobby
yo it's off.

scene 4
did you just take a picture?
did you see it flash?
did you take one of the dancers?
maybe. i was about to take one of you?
did you?
no. i said about
can i see
no
we don't allow the dancers pictures to be taken. could you delete it
ok. see. and see. mmhmm. ok
you deleted it
yeah. you saw.
thanks.
mmhmm
you didn't delete it did you?
yeah aiight

scene 4
hat off
what about homegirl
women can wear hats. not guys.
oh word.

4 comments:

ChezNiki said...

Them security sound like they wanted a date! That's crazy. All the crime that goes on in clubs today and they running behind you for your hat and your camera?

I dont party in the Fenway. Before I moved to Massachusetts I came up for my sisters birthday party at Jillians which ended with us writing a three page complaint letter to the GM and gettting several comp tickets and appetizers. Since I moved here, six years ago, Ive only partied in the Fenway twice, once on a date and once at a Downtime Lounge, where I met ChocolateMan...more proof I need to stay the f*ck out the Fenway!

Yeah wait till your Primo spins in another neighborhood. The Fenway S*CKS!

Darren Sands said...

Count 'em, two Primo beats in my top Ten all-time beats in Hip-Hop. If I heard Nas Is Like... don't even wanna think about it. '94-95 Hip-Hop, crazy.

POPS said...

you gonna have to spit that list out

POPS said...

fuq that. hip-hop night but i gotta dress like i'm going to a bah mitzvah? and nah they were legal. i actually knew one of them.