If you looked in my life and seen what I've seen.

Guess who just woke up, took a high-arching pot-o-gold on the otha side of the rainbow piss, and then ladi back down on my thigh whilst farting? yeah...you guessed it. apparently, I didn't rough him up enough tonight so he figured he'd crack his eyes open and see what I was up to. As a matter of fact, the dude keeps peeping every few minutes too. I think I'm gonna have to shut everything down and call it a night in order to get him back into REM-land.

but before i go...

here's some random tidbits for ya. i love hip-hop like my life depended on it like oxygen. yet, there are more than a few r&b joints that get me open like fallopian tubes. not the sappy, wishy-washy shT, but some strong laidback gems that leave me in as much of a trance as when i'm listening to posdnous, buckshot, or rakim. jill, erykah, india, alicia, donnell, troop, and mary j amongst others. and this may j pic says much more than just a pose. i can see my adolescence just by taking a glimpe. so yeah, if you see what i see then you feel me.

so anyways, i like to keep a lot of shT private because that's my nature, but i'll share shT every now and then. so anyways, there's this very intriguingsugar momma who has my feathers in a bunch. While the mystique of being single again is enticing for some key reasons, i'm not fond of wasting time with boring broads...yes you read right; broads. it ain't that serious, but ot all women are created equal. and while we never know who is truly meant for us, it's the not trying part that really renders us helpless. so here's my deep breath and we'll see what happens next. Here's hoping for a royal flush instead of a full house.

Plus, my sis just got a job, but also just ended her long-term relationship, so we're in the same boat on that end. But I am extremly proud of how she's been holding down the fort all by her lonesome in ATL. Like they say, against all odds, real strength arises in the face of adversity. Learning curves are an amazing thing when the growth s so dramatic. I'm honored, proud, and humbled to be able to say that I'm her brother. Word up.

Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free.

and yes, the midget is still up at 2:30 i the morning. i fell like doctore frankenstein. "what have i done? i've created a light-skinned owl!"