Met her back 89. Now she 22. Acting like she 40.

I think the whole world's goin insane
I fill my mind up with liquor, and drink away the pain
-Mobb Deep & Q-Tip, "Drink Away The Pain (Situations)"

So basically, I BS'd the entire fuqingturkey day holiday break, but oh well...fuq it. I still enjoyed myself. However, my seemingly mundance toothache has taken on a whole new spehere of influence that I'm sure will make this week interesting to say the least. So here's a random asesortment of random shT that I've read on the web over the last few days that either entertained, enlightened, or amused me in way or another....because....like I said....I've been mostly sitting on my a$$ these last few days. While everyone else has been snacking on leftovers the last few days, I've hit up the west indian spot for some stewed chicken, the pizza spot for a slice, the kitchen cabinet and fridge for some oatmeal, and the gym for some r&r. But I did get to spend a lot of quality time with a certain lady, which was definitely the highlight of my holiday. So maybe it's a case of sweet-tooth that I caught. But then, how do I explain the nerve-splitting headaches I caught on various inopportune moments while driving, eating, and playing ball this weekend. Now, that shT hurt. Back to the show...

• Overheard in New York: The Voice of The City: a sometimes funy site of random snippets of life's awkward, funny, and ironic moments. but this shT had me laughing harder than a mutha...
• 18 Tricks to Teach Your Body
• Simple Memorizing Techniques
• 7 Ways to Speed Up and Optimize Windows XP
• GraffitiGen - dynamic graffiti generator
• Mash Up: hip-hop & golf. a dope article on how hip-hop can be used to attract more youth to the sport. it draws a parallel to what we can do with project hip-hop and makes the connection and a serious case for the benefits for all-inclusive education. definitely a discussion starter for our next board meeting.
  
• Audible Mainframe - AM is a hip-hop collective that includes my man DJ JayCeeOh. Their Flash-based site is sick beyond belief.
• a laugh: benzino is such a clown that it ain't even funny. but it is interesting to read some of his odd answers in this interview. plus, what exactky did chubby chubb get? please clue me in. zino may have some serious street cred, but he's still a d!ckhead nonetheless. but it just goes to show you, even hip-hop's morons still get more press that the cats that rep the realness.
  
• Baby Hip-Hop: what a great xmas gift idea
• and lastly....my peoples over at UndergroundHipHop.com. I hit up the store (near Symphony Hall and the Prudential) this evening to cop some extra audio nutrition for the soul. Definitely the place to hit up when in need of that real hip-hop.