Itty Bitty Titty Committee

your shT's inebriated
Phased from your original plan, you deviated
I alleviated the pain, with a long-term goal
Took my underground loot, without the gold
You sold platinum round the world, I sold wood in the hood
But when I'm in the street, then shT, it's all good
-Pharoahe Monch, "Simon Says" *

an impending stream of random shT. mostly unrelated and irrelevant. Apparently, a whole lot of folks will get their wishes made when the UPN and Wb networks shut down in the coming months. It seems that a new network, the CW - a joint venture between CBS and Tim Warner, wil pul fom both network's top programming for a combined offering of entertainment. For all the complaining folks ahev done in lambasting the networks, I do hope tha it still continues tobe an outlet for Black folks to see Black folks on TV. I know it's all pervasive nowadays, but really though. Some shT is gonna egt cut that will have heads in tears.

Donald Trump is suing some dude that wrote a book, TrumpNation, in which he claimed that Trump was not a billionaire and overstate his wealth. The amount? $5 billion dollars. Yes, B is for Bilion, B!tches. So who exactly loses out here? The mthafuqa will remain rich and the author now has all this free press. Even if he loses, I doubt any court will award Trump the full amount. Plus, this shT will be a bestseller by Saturday. Sometimes, get-rich-quick schemes have the best disguises.

Your boy, Mister Ego, will be on the cover of the next issue of Rolling Stone looking like Jesus. And there's another shot of him posing like Muhammad Ali. First, Cam compares himself to Martin & Malcolm and now this. I'll leave it alone.

Bow Wow never really got any attention paid to him. But to call Will Smith a bubble gum rapper is like saying Jay-Z is the best rapper ever...because he's better than Bubba Sparxx. So basically, the Fresh Prince did some grown man shT and said he wasn't going to respnd to a child. If that ain't some classic shT, I don't know what is. It just puts all the other beef bullshT in a broader perspective.

*It actually goes, "New York city gritty committee pity the fool that act shTty in the midst of the calm, the witty." But I like my version better. I'm partial to headlights, I guess. Ok maybe half-n-half.