I offered her ones, she wanted hundreds
She don't even drink, shorty sips SunKiss
Caught me on the one on one, always try to tongue kiss
She aint the type of girl that I'll have my son with
-Nature, "Young Love"
Hmmmm. Call me crazy, but I had the mis/fortune to attend a bachelor party tonight. Very interesting. Remember that wedding I'm going to next weekend. Yeah, the one I'm in. It was an entertaining show to say the least. There's something about paying a women to shake that thang that just ain't all that intriguing to me. Now, I understand the whole symbolic concept of it being the last time you can technically be all up on some other woman before you officially tie the knot. But I am just not feeling strippers like that. Hell, I'm in love with a nerd for crying out loud. But son might have to elope. On the reals, I'm sitting there watching the show and so many songs went racing through my mind. It's really sad with this whole live and breathe hip-hop thing that I cannot help but have some random lyric pop in my head at the utmost random a$$ time. But it ain't the obvious ish neither, like Luke or T-Pain's wack a$$ song. It's stuff like the Round & Round joint that Red & Meth did with Jonell that in turn inspired 50 to flip with his own little remix. So anyways, I guess I can be conservative. I am down to do all kinds of freaky stuff in the privacy of my own bedroom, but with my woman. Feel me? I just don't want no random chicks up in the mix. But man, I swear some dudes should not be drinking liquor when they'll be seeing some flesh that night. Let's just say that shT was pure comedy. Matter of fact, I wouldn't be suprised if a few dues propose next week just so they can start planing their party. LOL. So, yeah strippers are aiight, but have a back-up plan please, because I wasn't all that impressed. BET has spoiled me I guess (Where's the rest of her a$$?). I'll save my Ones for my sons. Or maybe I'm just immune...since I had my HS graduation party a a strip club. Comedy. Especially when my dun FO asked her if they were in elementary school together. Like I said...comedy. Good night. I need a drink and a back massage. Five days and counting until fun and sun.
3 comments:
this post was comedy.
and you are right, some dudes really don't know how to act when it comes to flesh jiggling, but you know.
You had your HS graduation party at a strip club? Why does this not surprise me? You have lived quite the varied life, my friend! But, I'm glad to see there are some brothas who value the merits of intimacy with their beloved! :-P I know, that was corny. But, still, I feel you.
Damn man, maybe you should take a sneak peep at my post dedicated to strip club rules and regs when brothas go. I am a fan of some strip clubs but not all. Congrats on your GGma reaching another one on this Earth, and I too have thought over the timbs and beater combo for the summer, but not until I get these biceps back up to form. Just a quick one though, I'm intrigued...just who is this crush man??? She ain't from Hyde Park is she? You know they breed nerds there....
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